<start joke part one>
The doctor asks "When do you get the pain?". The guy says "Every time I put my left hand over my head and grab my right ear while I'm hopping on my left leg with my knees crossed and my body leaning backwards and I grab my left foot with my right hand.".
The doctor says "Yes, I think I can cure the pain: DON'T DO THAT!".
<end joke part one>
<start joke part two>
"Ah yes" says the doctor "I only charged you one dollar for saying 'DON'T DO THAT!'. But I charged you nine hundred and ninety nine dollars for knowing that's what you needed to hear.".
<end joke part two>
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