||Postscript: the back-story behind a "tonight's-the-night" kind of possibility:|
tells the following joke with great effect:
The leader of a seminar titled About Sex asks the group "Who of you have sex more than once a week? Stand up.". Half the group stands up. They all have big, bright smiles on their faces. The leader then says "Got it. Who of you have sex once or twice a month? Stand up.". Half the remaining group stands up. They're smiling, but they're not as radiant as the first group. The leader then says "Got it. Who of you have sex once or twice every four months? Stand up.". All the remaining group stands up. They're hardly smiling at all. "Got it.".
The leader then notices there's one person still seated, a little old man alone in a corner, and he's got the biggest smile on his face. I mean he's a lighthouse. It's a huge megawatt beam. "Please stand up" says the seminar leader. The old man stands up. People are putting on sunglasses to shield their eyes from his blazing grin. "How often do you have sex?" she asks the old man. "Once every six months" he says. "Only once every six months?" the seminar leader asks incredulously, "so why are you so happy?".
And the old man replies "Because tonight's the night!!!".
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